Clive Rosfield, Leon Kennedy, Raiden Shogun, Joel, Ellie, Astarion, and Atsu.
You probably recognize these names as icons from some of your favorite games and the powerhouse voice actors behind them. Now imagine this: what if those same voices were part of a dating sim, except for romancing warriors and heroes, you’ll be getting to know them as… household items?
That’s the premise of Date Everything, a debut indie dating sim game by Sassy Chap Games. With a whopping 100 voice actors bringing characters to life, this game takes a strange yet fascinating leap in what dating sims can become when you push the genre’s limits.
Dating Sim, but stranger
At its core, Date Everything is a dating sim where your potential love interests aren’t anime archetypes or fantasy characters. They are ordinary objects brought to life. You, the protagonist, begin the story as an employee who suddenly loses your new job. Just when things are looking bleak, you receive a mysterious text and a pair of aviator sunglasses called the “Dateviator”. These glasses let you see and interact with your surroundings in a whole new way: your lamp, fridge, TV, blanket, PC, and even your trusty D20 dice are now dateable characters.
If this sounds absurd, you’re absolutely right. But it’s not without precedent, as this is not the first time a dating sim toyed with such an idea. We have Hatoful Boyfriend, where you can romance pigeons, and My Horse Prince, where you can fall in love with a horse with a human head. The difference with Date Everything is that it leans fully into both the comedy and sincerity of its premise, all while being powered by recognizable voices from the gaming industry.
But what comes to mind when I was playing this game is that 2019 meme of “will you love me if I was a worm?” but instead, “would you still love me if I was a fridge, a mini bar, or even your favorite blanket?”
Love, SPECS, and the Dateviator
The gameplay loop in Date Everything revolves around your Dateviator glasses. Each day, you receive five hearts to bring objects to life. Once awakened, they become “Dateables.” From there, conversations determine whether your relationship status leans toward Friendship, Love, or Hate.
Progressing these relationships rewards you with SPECS points: Smarts, Poise, Empathy, Charm, and Sass. These unlock options and determine which endings you’ll reach. It’s a fun loop at first, but it can feel repetitive over time, especially when you have to meet more Dateables and grind for points.
Still, the variety of stories keeps things from going stale. Each character has their quirks and arcs, and the developers included content warnings for possible sensitive themes. A thought feature that makes the game feel more accessible to more players.
100 voices, one game
What surprised me the most in this game is how often the game sneaks in moments of sincerity. Just when you expect funny interactions or exaggerated lines, stories from some Dateables can hit you with unexpected emotional beats, making you care about a blanket’s thoughts and worries or a fridge’s feelings of neglect.
But the undeniable crown jewel is the voice cast of 100 actors. Hearing Ben Starr, Neil Newborn, Matt Mercer, Erika Ishii, and countless others deliver heartfelt or over-the-top lines as everyday objects is as delightful as it sounds. The sheer variety makes every interaction feel fresh, and it’s clear Sassy Chap Games wanted to celebrate the voice acting community in a big way.
Visually, the game keeps things simple. Their clean UI, colorful character art, and straightforward backgrounds. The minimalist approach ensures that the focus stays on the performances, writing, and character design. Background music adds a soft charm, although it’s not something you’ll suddenly hum out of the blue.
Pros:
✅ Quirky and refreshing concept
✅ 100 voice actors bringing humor and sincerity to life
✅ Balances both comedy and genuine emotional beats
✅ Colorful, distinct character art
✅ Fun trivia during loading screens
Cons:
❌ Gameplay loop can feel repetitive over time.
❌ Some routes are noticeably shorter
❌ Unlocking every Dateable may feel overwhelming
Initial Verdict (24 hours in): 7.5/10 – Date Everything is a bold, funny, and oddly endearing entry in the dating sim genre. It’s not trying to compete with other dating sims or rewrite the genre’s playbook. It’s here to make you laugh, surprise you with sincerity, and maybe even care about your household objects. Whether you’re curious about romancing household objects, want to hear your favorite voice actors in unusual roles, or simply crave a fresh take on a dating sim genre, Date Everything is worth a try.
